Whilst this new product won’t actually get rid of any wrinkles or grey hairs it will certainly make you look good -good that is if you are from the same finishing school as me and got top marks in the fine art of tripping ( and I mean over a match stick – not drugs!!) Or in other words the only person on a whole dance floor who could slip over nothing and then have to make the incident even bigger than it should be and make up some imaginary object that just happened to get in the way of my moves! You know the type of me don’t you?
Don’t even get me started on ice that no-one else slips on , crisp packets in the street that blow away for every one else but present themselves for me to skid on like Walter Raleigh’s cape, oil slicks as big as a country as I cross a busy street ! Yes, I think heart stoppers – these ingenious little non slip heart shaped pads to stick to the soles of my shoes will finally stop all of my highly embarassing moments. Maybe you have seen me on ‘ You’ve Been Framed’!?
I can feel sure I can start to venture out in my favourite heels (with the secure, comforting grip of Heart Stoppers) again not just as dinner heels ( car to restaurant seat!) without any stories that my friends can dine out on for the next five years. And I definitely feel a Louboutin moment coming on with those hearts dressing the undersides of my look a likeys from Office!
£4.99 Pack Of 4 & free UK delivery at Boutique To You
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